Dear Mr and Ms (..insert Your last name Here)
My name is Herbie James. I'm like a DJ here in South Florida, and I am working some of my musical magic at some Fierce locales This weekend. And, I was wondering IF...it's not too much trouble...if you would send your sons and daughters to have a really good time with me. I promise, that they will be in good hands, and will not be irreversibly harmed or marked. As their minds will not be altered. Only their bodies. Which Will be influenced, and then, only by the consensual participation of the waving of hands and stomping of feet, together, and with many, many other like minded and musically influenced people. Ones, Just as nice as your very own sons and daughters. And, Safely, on a fabulous dance-floor, that will be powered by ME...Your friendly neighborhood experience maker.
Ok, Well now that That's settled. I look forward to seeing you All on My dance-floor. Ok well there is actually Two chances to Dance. First is This Friday night. Fab February 27th, in Miami for this years Winter Party, at the Discotekka nightclub for Johnny Chisholm's "Five Ring Circuit". I'm not sure how many of you have experienced the "Rave" dance phenomenon of having many First Class DJ's under One roof. This one is almost too good to be true. There will be Eleven (11), count 'em. (Herbie James, Joe Gauthreaux, Jason Jensen, Eddie Baez, Manny Lehman, Lydia Prim, Wendy Hunt, Warren Gluck, Miik, Michael Tank, Bugie) And Each one of them....a Headliner. The Big Party opens early at 9pm, and there will be Five rooms, with two DJ's in each room. All Night Long. As you all know by now....Winter Party Miami is probably one of the Biggest circuit events in the world all year long. So this will most DEF BE one of "Those" parties that people will all connect with. And with So much good DJ talent....there will surely BE enough Fierce beats to go around. Get there early and enjoy ALL the "Going's ON" that are planned for the evening. The Animals and Divas will be in full force. And Please, When you get there....seek My room out...and say HI.
I know, I know,..You just can't get enough of the Herbicidal Treatment. Check this. Just like in the "Subject" line. IF you Come, You Will "Get IT". This Sunday.March 1st, I'll be making an appearance on the west coast of Florida, in Naples. The Snapper's nightclub is having ME....Your "Friendly neighborhood experience maker,"...bring over the Herbicidal sexualness that is so famouse' here in Fort Lauderdale, to open their new "Sunday Worship Service" dance. I expect there will be some "Church", and DEF Lots of diva vocals with, of course, the most wickedly funky and groove driven energy available. So, I need all you men & wymyn, who Say that you make it to Naples regularly, to, of course, BE there. I certainly look forward to IT. Again, when you're there...stop by the booth and say Hi.
Now, here's where I Promise you from the heart of my heart. I Promise....to send out some of the "Sexualness" to you in a new podcast very, very, very soon. And trust me when I tell you. I've been collecting some new fierceness, in mass quanity. Ok, I like It All. But it's good. So, hold on to your sweats. Keep your heads to the sky. Give your best to your mom and pop. (you know, it's their fault that you're how you are, don't cha know.)
Hope you Come....you know...so you can "Get IT."
Love all around
Herbie
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